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4th of July

 I hope everyone had a fabulous and safe 4th of July! I’m sad to see one of my favorite holidays vanish till 2015 but it was definitely one for the record! I was able to see friends I hadn’t seen in years in Austin, Texas; we went out as a group, got a few drinks, laughed, danced and had an amazing time bonding like we once used too.

Who needs a boyfriend when you have amazing friends to celebrate such holidays?

Did I mention the fireworks? I was literally in awe as we walked through downtown and heard the *POPS* of the fireworks…it was definitely a cheesy and well deserved magical moment. I’m really bummed I wasn’t able to celebrate it with my best friend since it was our friendiversary but we always have next year.

How did you celebrate your 4th of July?

xoxo

social fucking media

Also, since we live in the 21st century…don’t think that our relationship can only be through this blog!

I have so much more to offer on twitter and instagram!

be sure to follow me cause i’m funny and stupid

@tacobunie

xoxo

~ f o l l o w m e 

june updates

Hey good looking,

I’m so happy to finally be posting something because I feel like it’s been a while! Most importantly, an update!
I’ve recently decided to really not only join the YouTube community but the vlogger community as well! I’ll be starting to make videos this month, to more easily attack some topics and also have a more personal interaction with all my readers. I’m excited to try something new – hopefully it’s something, both, you and I can enjoy! 

Also, I’ve received many emails with so many funny, awkward, and disturbing sex stories! I’m working on getting through all of them so I can post them up on my blog during the month of June, so be on the look out for that! 

As for updates in my life, I’m currently back in my hometown, visiting thy folks. It’s always so nice to come back home to cooked meals and momma and pop kisses. It’s actually why I haven’t been posting much but I do want to share more about where I’m from and the goods so before I head back to Austin, Texas…I will be making a post about my hometown. 

Personal life? Dating life? Sex life? Are you really interested? As of now, I’m still single and sometimes find myself either in two mind sets. 1. I need to love and find some loving, i’m craving attention, I want to go out on a date, where’s the hottie so I can smooch him? or 2. I don’t need anyone, I’m so happy where I am in life right now (which is true, the happy part) If a guy wants me, he will hit me up and make it happen, so on and so forth. I’ve came to a conclusion that I’m just a woman who loves the idea of myself being independent but also love the idea of love and romanticizes it way too much. For now, i’ll just go with the swings of things…so yes, i’m still very much single and occasionally enjoying it.

The month of June is going to be crazy, be sure to be out on the looks for my upcoming posts and my first vlog!

xoxo

~stay cute boo 

bad sex stories from anonymous (part one)

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I know men as well as I know the milky way galaxy, which unfortunately for me isn’t too well. I don’t like to blame my lack of knowledge on anyone but I do believe it has a lot to do with my low digit of men who have held the key to my heart. Too cheesy? I’m a fan of many writers, especially writers that write nothing but the truth. It’s so raw, and I love it. There’s something so comforting about explicit sex stories, disgusting dates and remorseful relationship tales that make me feel as if I wasn’t the only person on this planet that’s gone through bad experiences with the opposite gender. It makes me feel human.

 We’ve all have that one horrible sex/role play/bad kiss story…it’s somewhere hidden in between shame and regret. I do. I know you do too.

I thought there would be no better way to break the ice with my readers than by sharing some of our stories.
Feel free to email them to me at glittervirgin@gmail.com, I’d love to read everyones experience and how you handled it or got out of – If you’ll allow me to post it on my blog, please let me know. Everyone will be anonymous, for safety reasons and also cause I’m sure you don’t want er’ one knowing your dirty little secrets.

Stay tuned tomorrow, I’ll be posting my bad sex story.

xx

p.s. don’t be shy, it happens to the best of us…email me yours!
I don’t take credit for the image

LUV

No matter who you are, where you stand in life….someone out there luvs you. You might not know “who” yet but they are out there. Stay positive.
xx

Tinder Tips: MEN EDITION

I always find it humorous when I’m swiping left and right on tinder.
Why?
Many men really don’t know the techniques and the don’ts on how to catch a girl in the cyber sea, which makes the whole cyber-love-lust-one night stand experience a little peculiar.

I’ve been wanting to write up a few lessons for the men out there, for a while now, or at least every time I get on tinder.
Today is the day I sit my ass down and do it, so listen up BOYS. MEN. er WHATEVER.

DON’TS

+ Don’t put pictures up of you with a girl by your side or a group of girls
Why?
Girls always assume the worst and we also tend to over analyze everything. When guys put a picture with a girl or numerous girls on a “dating” or “fling” social network, it makes us think that you’re one of too many things: unavailable, not serious, a player, heartbreaker, cheater. Call us crazy, even if it’s a picture with your sister(s)…keep it somewhere else.

+ It’s okay to play up with your humor and put funny pictures but don’t cross the line!
Why?
Women love funny men, if you can make a woman laugh, you most likely have our attention. There is a line to that sense of humor though, and we can only love so much of it. When in doubt of posting a funny picture, first question that needs to be asked is “will this get me a date?”

+ Post faceless pictures, or only group pictures*
Why?
We want to see your face just as much as you want to see ours. It’s only fair, and it’s a little hard to do when your only pictures are of gorgeous landscapes and your celebrity look-a-like. It doesn’t help putting group pictures up, how am I suppose to know which one of the 13 men in the picture is you?! Also, no genitalia please.*

+ Your “About Me” section is the key to our door
When I say that, I mean it. I’ve recently stumbled upon many “About Me” sections that are horrific, and it makes me wonder if they’ve attracted any ladies. It’s advised that you don’t:
1.claim that “you don’t take anything seriously” (RED FLAG ALERT)
2.pay for a ladies drink or meal because you believe in equality
3. say you’re only looking for a “fuck buddy” or sex

DO

+ Showcase your face and your best features
Why?
We love seeing the potentially sweet/sexy/cute man on the other side of that phone. Simple as that.

+ Be proud of your accomplishments 
Why?
There’s nothing more sexy than a man who is proud of any small or big accomplishment in his life. Tell women about it. They’ll devour it and it’ll get you up votes on her chart.

+ Tell us about your mom
Why?
This one may just work on me but a man that can express beautifully about their mother has got to be so sweet, and loving. I gush over it. To know that there is respect and love for the woman who brought you into this world is priceless.

+ Show interest if you’re into “her”
Why?
It shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone when I say women love good/lovable attention, even if they say they don’t. If you’re really interested in a pretty lady, make the moves! Ask for her digits, seek her out. You’ll get more respect from her if you’re a seeker rather than the one being chased.

If you have anymore savvy tips to offer, please share it in a comment below!
I’d love to see your input!

sending my xoxo,
Lola

Feminism Lesbianism

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For the longest time in life I never fully appreciated being a woman and owning it. Really owning it.
I’ve never even owned a vibrator before and I’m a 21 year old woman. Sure…this might have a lot to do with the way I was raised and my parents teaching me the whole “sex is bad, wait till marriage” speech every now and then but we live in a world where women are the new Clark Kents. We can and do just about everything a man can, most of the time even better.
We are taking over and if you don’t like that…please feel free to jump off a cliff.

Maybe it was shyness or fear that never led me to buy a vibrator before, but as I hit the begining of my 20’s or as I like to call them…20 Blues, I have nothing to showcase to the world as of yet. Then I realize how wrong my outtake on #girlpower/#vaginapower has been. Being a woman is showcase enough. We are a beautiful, yet complex creatures.
Men take us for granted and women talk shit about us.
We are no longer “lesser than men” and quite honestly…I don’t know why it took this long for everyone to realize.
Unfortunately, ignorance still invades minds; we are continuously tormented and expected to act some sort of way…”lady like” I suppose. My way of reasoning is, don’t expect us to act like ladies when you can’t act like gentlemen right? The world is still at battles with the actions we can and cannot take, or shouldn’t. Example, a man is allowed to cheat, as the woman is expected to forgive and forget…but the moment a woman does it, it’s over. The classic one, a man is allowed to sleep with countless women but the moment a woman dares to act on sleeping with two or three men she’s automatically labeled a whore.
Progression is progressing, right?

I’m going to have to thank the webs for this one but I don’t think it would of been as easy to find my comfort in being empowered to speak my mind – no matter how twisted or stupid of a thought I have-  and in being a feminist if it wasn’t for Alexi Wasser. Who is she? Probably one of the most insane and candid girls whose landed on the island of blogs. Plot twist…she’s insanely talented and not only my go-to blogger when I’m feeling like I need a shot of empowerment but she’s also an actress, producer, writer and has a radio show. If you haven’t checked her out yet, do so! Her blog is insanely funny, a little inappropriate at times but she speaks what you’re thinking at times and doesn’t put it on mute. Not to mention, her blogs name rocks. Check out IMBOYCRAZY if you’re feeling a little crazy yourself.

xx

*I take no credit for the image of Alexi Wasser, blame Tumblr

p.s. I’ll update if I ever come around to owning a vibrator and sorry to my brothers for having to read this. I love you boys.

p.s.s. She also makes really funny videos. Here’s one.